I get the "Dumbass" Award for today!!

I was sitting at my desk when I saw a mouse run behind my TV, so I go to get the mouse trap, which I have never set before. I figured it would be a piece of cake. Well it took me awhile to figure out how to set it, and once I thought it was set, I really wasn't sure if it would trigger. So insert the dumbass-ness-I thought-Gee-I'll just really quickly touch the fake cheese piece on the end to see if it works and guess what- IT FREAKIN' WORKED!!! Right on my damn finger!!! OMG-I think I must have said every cuss word that ever was-even maybe a few not invented yet!! Its a good thing none of the kids were home! It snapped on my pointer finger on my right hand and was throbbing. I ran it under some cold water and prayed that I didn't break it. Well here it is an hour later and thankfully it is fine-a little sore, but no bruise or nothing-well yet. I refuse to touch that damn mouse trap anymore-the mice can have a flippin' party if they want!!!

My arch enemy!!!!!!!